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vacación

Less than three weeks ago, I realized that I had less than 3 weeks to take a use a week of vacation before I lost it. I asked work to see if they’d let me take vacation May 12th through May 16th. They usually want a month advance but they knew that my renewal date was close and that I’d lose it. They approved it and then I had to figure out what I was going to do for that week.

I figured I’d drive to Salt Lake City during my vacation to visit some friends I haven’t seen in a year and a half. On Friday, May 9th, I called my good friend Shaun to see what he was doing during the week I took vacation and he convinced me to go to Salt Lake City that night. I wasn’t planning on leaving until the next morning, but I’d get a whole extra day to hang out with them before they had to go back to work.

It seemed like a really long drive. The one thing that was nice is that I’d drive for 20 minutes without seeing a single car or semi. The downside is that it was so boring, I started to doze off on the last 90 miles of the trip. I pulled over and took a short nap. I finally arrived at Shaun’s house at 8:30 in the morning on Saturday. I took a 2hr nap on his couch and then we just hung out the rest of the day! Next time, I’ll be sure to sleep better the night before I decide to drive all night.

Surprise at Walmart

“ what has the world come to when a song called, “Can I Smell Yo Dick?” is played on a Top 40 station?

— shesnoangel

“ Life is what happens when you’re not watching television.

— No clue but obviously someone wise.

“ I’m sure you’ve heard the question, “If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” What I wonder is if I leave work early, and no one is around to notice, did I really leave early?

— Someone who wanted to leave work early

» Optische Täuschung bei iSNiCHWAHR.de

» CNN Producer Writes About Getting Fired For Blogging

For the longest time, I’ve realized that news channels are complete bullshit. This article confirms everything I’ve thought.

» Stop Haunt Me Everyday Collection on the Behance Network

Cancelling a Porn Site Subscription

supporthelp: Hello, how may I help you today?
me: I want to cancel my account.
supporthelp: To continue with the cancellation, provide the reason why you want to cancel your subscription.
me: My girlfriend is pissed.
supporthelp: What if i slashed down the monthly subscription of $29.98 and i will give you only 9.95 for all reality sites? unlimited access for a month subscription and it will stay that way until cancelled.
me: No thanks. If I continue my membership, my girlfriend will remove the vital organ that is used in conjuction with viewing these sites. No thanks.

This is a super funny craigslist ad. I like how it’s vulgar but gets to the point. It also uses NAMBLA to threaten the dumbasses. You can’t go wrong when someone throws NAMBLA in there.