June52009

Pissed off boss

  • (This happened a few years ago at a different job. The boss was already pissed off because she couldn't get ahold of me. She was dialing the wrong number and was mad at ME for that.)
  • Me: Hello?
  • Angry Boss: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU FOR AN HOUR! DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
  • Me: Only when it rings.
  • Angry Boss: *click*
June32009

Starting Over

I’m starting over on this shiznit. I’ve deleted my wordpress blog and am going to primarily use tumblr. It will be a few days until all the kinks get worked out, but with the various options I have for updating, it will definitely be more often.
May142008

vacación

Less than three weeks ago, I realized that I had less than 3 weeks to take a use a week of vacation before I lost it. I asked work to see if they’d let me take vacation May 12th through May 16th. They usually want a month advance but they knew that my renewal date was close and that I’d lose it. They approved it and then I had to figure out what I was going to do for that week.

I figured I’d drive to Salt Lake City during my vacation to visit some friends I haven’t seen in a year and a half. On Friday, May 9th, I called my good friend Shaun to see what he was doing during the week I took vacation and he convinced me to go to Salt Lake City that night. I wasn’t planning on leaving until the next morning, but I’d get a whole extra day to hang out with them before they had to go back to work.

It seemed like a really long drive. The one thing that was nice is that I’d drive for 20 minutes without seeing a single car or semi. The downside is that it was so boring, I started to doze off on the last 90 miles of the trip. I pulled over and took a short nap. I finally arrived at Shaun’s house at 8:30 in the morning on Saturday. I took a 2hr nap on his couch and then we just hung out the rest of the day! Next time, I’ll be sure to sleep better the night before I decide to drive all night. 

April282008
Surprise at Walmart Surprise at Walmart
March112008
“what has the world come to when a song called, “Can I Smell Yo Dick?” is played on a Top 40 station?” shesnoangel
March32008
“Life is what happens when you’re not watching television.” No clue but obviously someone wise.
March12008
“I’m sure you’ve heard the question, “If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” What I wonder is if I leave work early, and no one is around to notice, did I really leave early?” Someone who wanted to leave work early
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